i lived bitch!

u good?

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:40:52 -0400

Yes just taking a spin, at being an “influencer.”

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:19:45 -0400

hey

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:17:15 -0400

hey. fuck you

hey

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:17:00 -0400

L̷̛̪͎̣̱̮̦̩̠͓̗̩͖͙̦̠͍̭̾̿̐̃̍̈́̃̄̒́̿͒̄̏̓̄̾͐̇͋̽́̔̈́̅͑̿̈̋͒́̃͋̋̏̄͆́́̈́̀̀͆͂̒͊͛͒̍̃̇͘̕̕̚̚̚͠͝͠i̵͗͆́͛͆̄̔̎̎̽͒̈͒̾͑͆̽̍́...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:15:01 -0400

L̷̛̪͎̣̱̮̦̩̠͓̗̩͖͙̦̠͍̭̾̿̐̃̍̈́̃̄̒́̿͒̄̏̓̄̾͐̇͋̽́̔̈́̅͑̿̈̋͒́̃͋̋̏̄͆́́̈́̀̀͆͂̒͊͛͒̍̃̇͘̕̕̚̚̚͠͝͠i̵̧̡̧̨̢̧̛͕̠̞̗͓̰͔̖̘̺̯̹̱͙̳̲̟͈̬̩̬̩̟͉̣̼̫̻̺̦͎̥̪̲̭̪̟̹͈͚̤̘͓̻̖̻͈̤̯̗̜̬̳̦̟̭̤̭̬̲͈̼̙͇̱͔͙̘̬͈͔͗͆́͛͆̄̔̎̎̽͒̈͒̾͑͆̽̍́̀̐̈́́̑̄̒̇͑͌͘̚͜͜͜͝ͅͅͅͅķ̶̨̡̧̢̢̩͇̹͙͖̳̭̤͖̭̼̟̪͔͙̦̰̱̮̘͓̜̘̥̻͉̗̜̣͉̳̦̭͈̟͉̮̰̼̠̗͙̓̏̽̊̀̀̿͊̓̈́̾͐̈̋̅̎̊̅̀̒̊̀̈́̀͒͛́̈̌̓̀̐̋̈́͂͊̀̓̄̊͌̎͒͛̽͛̌̐̏͊̑͆́͋̀́̒̉̌͒̍͆̈͋̉̋͘̕͘̕͜͜͠͠͝͝͠͝͝͝͝ͅȩ̸̻͎͎̙̥̟̝̙̜͕̱̻͍͖̹̳̖̬̝̹̲̙̀̑̎̆̃̈́̓̉͐̕̚͜ ̴̨̢̡̢̛̛̻͉͔͈̞̼̞͖̳̱̲͓̤̝̩̳̹̖̺̰̠͍̹͚͙̥̰͓̗̪̣̫̳̹̥̱̲̖͇̻͎̰̪͉̘̈̇͊̌̆̃̎̿́͌́͆̍̒́͆̑̿̈́̑́̄̆̄͂̽̄͌̈́̏̿͐̿̏͐͆̓̅͂͊̒̇́͑̆̐̈́̓͑̈́͗̆̃͆́̌̕̚͘̕͜͜͜͜͜͝ͅͅa̶̡̧̧̡̨̧̧̨̢̨̱͎̬͖̱̫̤̮̗̞͖̝͎͎̥̠̲̭̱͚͇͕͔̻̖̪͕̞̳̫͖͖̮͙͈̦̯̳̪̰̤͖̖̻̗̲͎̳̱̥͕̠̺̞͉̹̳͓̰̭̺̲͉̋̀̆͒̐͊̾̔̉͑̀́̃͊̔̄̔̇̅̈́͗̔̕̚̕͘͜͜͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅņ̵̡̢̨̧̳͔̜̟̲̣̤͖̥͇̬̜̝͍͔͚̳͈̟͉̫̜͈̦̰̜̬͈̞̻̳̙̣̤̙̭̟̳̥̩̮͈͕̗̜͉̬̮̣͕̘͔̲̝̟̪͔̠̬̺͙̳̥͊̄̓̓́̄͋͛͊͊̂̀͐̄̀̓̌̃́̂͑̐́̄͆͐̈̏̀̍̄̋̈̽́́̓͑̏͑͋̇̓̉̿̓̄̍͆̒͐̅̎͆̾̓͊̆̉͑͌̆̽̈́̃́̊̌̏͘̕͘̕̚͜͜͜͜͜͝͠ͅd̵̨̧̧̧̢̢̡̢̛͇̗̗̣̟̱̺̩̫͉͚̮͔̘͓̤͙̟̠̱̙̮̱͇̲̬̫̜̜̜̩͔͚͖̣͉̖̭͍̬̻̗͔͕̭̠̝̮̬̳̤̼̘͕̳̱̣͉̣̝̝̘͍͔͍̦̯̮̺̦͓͎̦̗̜͈̘̣̳̥̘̹͈͎̩̀̅̅̐̐̈́̇̊͐͌͆̋͛̏̀̈́̏̐͂̎͋̀̈͛͆̄̃͗̎͑́͌̏͛͂̉̈͆͛̈́̎̈͐̀̌͋̈́̽̀́͂͆͂͐͘̚͘͜͜͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅ ̵̛̯̳͒̑͊̅̋̐̒͒̈́̈́̂̉͛͌S̷̢̨̧̡̧̢̢̛̛̛̛̭̮̤̜̺̪̠͓̫͎̤͈̮̹̤̼̝͕̹̞͈̩̥͔͍̗̺̱͈͓͚͔͕̬̜̮̟̳̺̜̺̗̪̲̭̫͓͇͓͎̰̭̟̪̰̻̗̝͉̣͉̞̞̯͉̹̩̟̦̰̝͈̮̗̫̹̣̪̺̦̭͎͇̩̰͙̎͆̉̂́͒͂̈́̌̍͋̀̏̒̒̓͂̎́̀͆̒͛͒̔͌̈́̎̽̊̋̍̔̔̍͋͆̽̇̀́̐̍͐͌̀̈̈͌͂͑̃̌̔͊̅̎̿͋͐͐̾̈́͛͊̋͐̄͆͂̇͛̊̕͘̚͘͘̚̚͘͜͝͝͝͝ͅͅu̴̧̨̡̨̧̧̨̧̩͓͉̭̥̝͇͖͕̗͖͈̗̰̙̤̼̟̪̯̯̫̼̱͎̻̻̜̗̞̳̲̮̗͓̩̝̥̯̰̤͍̠̻̱͈͎̭̙̰̖̺̖͕͔̝̮̱̮̲͇̬̳̦̥͈͎͖̻̙͎̗̘͈͇̞̤̩̤͓̥͈̲͈̮͚̬͉̝̞̠̼̗̔̀̀̔͑͋͋̌̒̔͌͗́̽̈́̐̾̌̈͘͜͜͝͠b̸̡̛̛̛̛̛̛̩͂̃̀͑͂̋̎̏̊̃́̾͑̅̔́̓̆̀͑̄͒̈͋̌̎̋̇̍̐̊͂̐̔̽̋͂̂̊͂̐̾͐̓̇̏͌̏̽̋̓̄̈́̔͊̾͛͛̀̎̇͛̅̐̒̒̑̏̈́̿̔́͂̂̃͐̊̍͋̓̽͛̓̚͘͘̕͘̕͘͝͝͝͝͝͝s̴̡̨̢̡̨̡̧̡̡̡̧̞̯̠̰̙͚͙̞͔̹̪̭̯͔̟̣̣̲̝̥̮̻̳̣̩̳̝͕̬͚̦̣͚̞̲͙̝͓̤͉͙̬̟̺̼͇̟̦̜͓̟̝͇̤͎̰̪̭̹̼̙͉͉͖̺̝̦͙̰̰̖̮͔̳͈̙͕̲̫̘̐̋̋̈͛̒͆̌̎̒̆̑̾͋̐̓͂̿̀͆̎̎̊́͐̀̍̌̈̃̑̂̈́͛̀̇̚͘͝ͅč̷̨̢̡̨̧̛̛̛̺̹̹̗̱̳̖͚͓͎̭̼̠̮͓̺̗͔͕͓̞̮̟̺̞̰̗̺͉͔̻̲͍͈̰͔̫̩͖̩̦̪̪̜͇̻̲̲̼̞̺̼͉͇̹̎̋͌̍͂̄̀̋̃̃̎̓̆͊̑̈́̿̾̍͌̄̌͑͒͆̏͐̍̉͗̀͗̈̾̾̐̈́͋̀́̂̃͘̕͠ͅr̶̛̛̛͎̱͚̺̤̬̞̖̜̬͈͉̲̻̣̼̺̗̼̭̭͕͇̗͈͔͍̬̬̯͔̞͓̠̠̱͋̐̎̀̇͊̈́̍̾͆́̂̆̃̂̌͆͒̃̏̇̌̌͂̅̃͂̏͑͌̿̅̈́̊̈́̽̈͂̈͒̿̒͆̔͊͑͌́̾̿̄̉̃̿͗͐͗͌͑̀̂̋̀̈́͗́͐̿̅̕͘̚̕͘̕͜͜͝͝͠ì̶̡̡̨̢̨̧̠̖̱̱͈̘̝̼̮̰̱̯̬̫̹̤̖̦̥͉͙̰͙̫̻͙̟͖͓͉̫͉̫̫̹̠͎̠̯͖͖̮̯̬̹͔̺̏̈́͂̍͗͊̎͆͒̒̅͑͂̔̇̃͊́͊̒̐̈̉͗̚̚͜͜͜͜͜͝͝ͅb̴̧̢̨̢̡̛̛̛͉͓̤̜̙͔͍͉̪̘͉̼̳̟̭̱̲̳̠͙̙̱͓̺̜̰͔͚̜̣̹̹͚̰̖̜̘̮̮̤̘̜̰̜͓̲͖͖͔̝̝͓͓̣̱̗̦̓̈́͆̓́͑̍͂̎̓͛̐͋̀͂̈́͑̃̎̈́̿͋͐̇́̈͂͆̇̃̃̈͂͐̊̽̇̾̅̀̅͑̂̌͊́͊̾̿̈́̓̏̈́͒͊̃͐̈̀̍̐͐͑̄̂͆̒̏̂̂̏͆̕͘̕̕͘̚͜͝͠͠͝͝͝͝͝͝ȩ̷̨̨̛̫̤͉͚̪̹͎̞͓̙̠̗̣̩͇̺͖̤̞̯̍͒̋̓̽̎̅̈́́͜͝͠ͅͅ

A̸̘̔̚n̵͚̙̩͗͂́͂i̸̬̓m̶̧͇͋̃͂͊a̴̛̱l̵͙͘ ̸̡̟̪̉̉̈́̈́C̷̙̭̈́̂̀ŕ̶̥͐̐̕õ̶̫ṣ̵͐s̵̨̗̬̐̋͜͝i̷̼̬͚̳̽n̶̅̂͜͝ġ̴̳̫̆...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:14:30 -0400

A̸̘̔̚n̵͚̙̩͗͂́͂i̸̬̓m̶̧͇͋̃͂͊a̴̛̱l̵͙͘ ̸̡̟̪̉̉̈́̈́C̷̙̭̈́̂̀ŕ̶̥͐̐̕õ̶̫ṣ̵͐s̵̨̗̬̐̋͜͝i̷̼̬͚̳̽n̶̅̂͜͝ġ̴̳̫̆ ̷̧͈̘̒͆̀N̵̝̹̆͗͆͘u̵̘̼̟̅̔z̶̗̀͜l̵̼̞̉̔̈́ͅo̸̹̳̓͛͘͜ć̸͖̺ḳ̷̗̤͛̅e̸̡̥̣͉͝ ̷̛͚͓͕̽C̴͉̞͍̘̀̊ḧ̵̛̬̝́̌a̷̜̻̱̋͒l̴̼̈́̋̈́͘l̴͖̉̅̀͜͜e̶̢̧͈͊n̷̪͂̕g̸̜͂͊̏e̶̠̩͎͊–̸̦͆À̴͉͔̙͌̌l̸͙̝̊̓̈́ļ̵͎̙̎ ̵͕̄͋C̵̦̱̃̂̌̀â̴̞̠͐͌̚ť̶̬͖̩̏͋̎ś̷̬̪̠ͅ ̷̻̯̠̾̉͠V̸̫͎̾̈͆̈e̸̡̔̒̓ȓ̴̡̝̥ͅs̴̭̋į̷͖̬͍͑ŏ̷̢̩͕̻̂n̸̬͒͑́̒ ̵̩̗̼̜͋̍͋̅(̵̭̪̍̀Ò̷̬͍b̴̢̖̻̺͋̀̔t̵̹́̿̕a̶̲͑̄͘i̴͚̯̓̄̕͠n̶͉̻̲̈́̄̈̆ ̴̭͈͑̒̌O̶̰͆̄̍ͅń̶̥͘l̷̹̱̳͔͊́̓y̵͍͘͝ ̷̬̹̱̥̍C̷̻͕͙̃a̵̡͆̄̊͆t̶͇͒̈̀ṡ̸̫̱̖̝ ̴̪͈̼͇̍C̶̪̺̖͍͝h̸̩͎͇̿͌a̶͚̥̿̌̿ḷ̵͍̟̪̓̑́͝l̶͎̮͍̕e̶̖̞̊͒̀̎n̴̰̈̈́̓̂ĝ̶̨͉̩̞̆͂ḙ̵̑͋̎)̵̧̨̘̣̀ ̸̺͒̿̚2̷̺̣͈̓̇̈̕0̸̧̮̽ ̵͇̰͌̅͠h̶̙̩̯͈̊̑̎̚ò̸̤̜͝ŭ̴̢̩̼̯̒r̸̻͘ ̸̬̓̓̎T̷͓̉̽́̈́ͅw̸̨̤͚͌̂͌̾i̵̜̦̟͚̐͊t̷̛̫͉̫͑̈́͋c̸̣̈́̆͐͠ḩ̴͕͉͝͝ ̸͓͂́ͅs̴͍͉̫̱͘p̶̦̅e̵̞̱̣̗̍ȩ̷͖̩̏d̴̨͇͇͉̈́̄̔͆r̶̘͆̽͝u̶̢̔̇̊͌n̴̨̝̮̠͛̃.̵̼͉̥̦̈́̂ ̵̣̩̺̰͌̿̚l̴̟̞̾̆̀͝i̶͉̲̅k̴͉̗̀̅͒e̶̳̭̜̮͠ ̵̰̫̀̄̓a̵͍̜̫̒͐n̴͍̗̗̾̀ḏ̸͖̅̄̓ ̷̧͗̒̔̚s̴̡͉̩̜̓͌̈́ǘ̵̯͂b̷̛͈̻̤̬̌̂͆ś̷͔̙̠͊̈́̕c̴̤̳̳̿̈̈r̵͕̱͋͗͜͠i̷̻̮̒͛̾͘ḃ̵̢͓̥e̸̡̮͚̽́̍̓ ̵̢̳̥̦̈́̉̎

“Good” “morning”

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 10:34:33 -0400

“Good” “morning”

wh. what’s the nougat incident.

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 23:25:56 -0400

lokisuggestion: life IS like a box of chocolates. specifically my sex life. specifically the o n es,...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 23:20:27 -0400

lokisuggestion:

life IS like a box of chocolates. specifically my sex life. specifically the o n es, that are ,. full of,

Hey Everyone. Loki Here. Was going to make this text post a horny joke about cream filling but unfortunately it caused memories of “The Nougat Incident” to resurface and I am going to take a long bath to banish the emotional state it has brought on

life IS like a box of chocolates. specifically my sex life. specifically the o n es, that are ,....

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 23:18:33 -0400

life IS like a box of chocolates. specifically my sex life. specifically the o n es, that are ,. full of,

lokisuggestion:I am going to attempt to engage in midgardian “political discourse” here goes: This...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 23:09:28 -0400

lokisuggestion:

I am going to attempt to engage in midgardian “political discourse”

here goes: This Was Just Like, when Harry “Potter” Emailed her From Russia

I am going to attempt to engage in midgardian “political discourse”

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 23:08:19 -0400

I am going to attempt to engage in midgardian “political discourse”

Would you as ruler of earth abolish capitalism loki

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 18:55:24 -0400

my name is loki not wokey

Would you as ruler of earth abolish capitalism loki

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 18:34:18 -0400

my name is loki not wokey

Update: it turns out that Thor thinks that “making it clap” is a reference to creating thunder...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 16:37:43 -0400

Update: it turns out that Thor thinks that “making it clap” is a reference to creating thunder please god no one tell him I just need this one good thing in my life he keeps walking up to people and informing them that he is going to “make it clap this evening after the festivities are complete”

Im Loki :)

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 16:33:04 -0400

Im Loki :)

I honestly have no “hot takes” on the impact the current Midgardian economic system has on its Pride...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 16:31:40 -0400

I honestly have no “hot takes” on the impact the current Midgardian economic system has on its Pride festivities but I will say on a personal level that if older male CEOs wanted to take advantage of my gayness they could just cut out the middleman and make an OkCupid like the rest of us or even just shoot me a message bc my askbox is open hunny

The real gag? Every free drink you accept at pride out of a golden chalice from Me Loki strengthens...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 16:27:52 -0400

The real gag? Every free drink you accept at pride out of a golden chalice from Me Loki strengthens the spell that I have cast on it to karmically punish the CEOs of alcohol companies trying to profit off the gay community which apparently on this back asswards realm is plauged not only by the people who hate it but also by the ones who want us to party

Handing Out Free Wine From A Possibly Cursed Golden Chalice At Pride Rn Hit Me Up If You Are At...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 16:25:15 -0400

Handing Out Free Wine From A Possibly Cursed Golden Chalice At Pride Rn Hit Me Up If You Are At Pride And Want Free Wine From A Possibily Cursed Golden Chalice

lokisuggestion: lokisuggestion: Thor has been. How do I put this He’s. Well. He has been covered...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 16:22:05 -0400

lokisuggestion:

lokisuggestion:

Thor has been. How do I put this

He’s. Well. He has been covered in head to toe body glitter for 48 hours

I keep telling him he’s going to get like reverse freckles because he’s going to tan wherever there ISN’T glitter on his body. But does he listen? No he just smiles and nods and gives me another one of his “pride weekend inspired invention ideas”. The last one was barely coherent but I think what he has come up with is essential “the Victoria’s Secret Angels, But It’s Twinks”